William Augustus

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Foolish Games - Jewel This is me hitting rock bottom.  Whatever, this song is fantastic.  
Nov 9th
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tonytoday: (via jaygambit & versy)
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Something To Talk About - Badly Drawn Boy for me, this songs says “Everything is going to be...
Nov 9th
What did you do this weekend, Will? Cue shaking and crying
Nov 9th
I want your loving I want your revenge You and me could...
Nov 8th
trash
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just a bb
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(via eeelizabeth)
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A classic meme.
Nov 8th
sade: Guess I’ll just sit here and wait for people to...
Nov 8th

Every passing minute is another chance...

Nov 8th
Warch Watch
prettyproblematic: Soldier returns home and is greeted by his dogs. Look at that black dog’s...
Nov 8th
in case y’all were wondering.  (I’ll be honest:...
Nov 8th
going through some old photos tonight, u guyz.  High school...
Nov 8th
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How I feel about today
Nov 7th
kevinrobotica: lemitchell: buttguts//rreennaann May...
Nov 7th
“From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them...”
— Edvard Munch (via...
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He says, she says

Me: I'm obliterating some cocks
Mom: What flavor?
Nov 7th
Earlier this week I watched Steel Magnolias, and tonight I...
Nov 7th

So, uh, my resting heart rate is 91.

I’m within the “normal” category of weight (albeit on the very low end), and I...
Nov 6th
Fuck Maine, I am proud to live in FLORIDA!  The first state...
Nov 6th
Grotesque Picture of Yourself
Nov 6th
the best porn
Nov 6th
I love people
Nov 6th
tinygiraffe: My puppy and I are adorable sandwich...
Nov 6th

I just had the most perfect dream

keyword being “dream” =__=
Nov 6th

I'm looking for a thin, SUPA CUTE...

Nov 6th

I've never done the whole 'friends with...

because I’m not fucking disgusting.  However, I have been the opposite: “boyfriend...
Nov 6th
“There are as many ways to live in this world as there are...”
— Golly, Harriet the Spy
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You know what? You’re an individual, and that makes...
Nov 6th
You’re just a bee charmer, Idgie Threadgoode....
Nov 6th

Classical music tonight, folks

Nov 6th
Do I look more like Mommy or Daddy?
Nov 6th
I’m in the room it’s a typical Thursday night
Nov 6th
Warch Watch
kierstenmh: Jolene (cover)- Ray LaMontagne Still don’t know what love means Jesus Christ on a...
Nov 6th
(via tumblrisforfaggots) yeah, yeah, this is awful, but...
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(via tumblrisforfaggots)
Nov 5th

My parents generally don't care about...

whether I vote republican or democrat whether I date girls or boys whether or not I believe in...
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CHRISTINE FRIAR IS A FAT VIRGIN 
Nov 5th
wamc: MEANGIRLS.  <3~*
Nov 4th
Gonna fulfill a lot of British school-boy fantasies today....
Nov 4th

Fun fact:

In middle school my sex-ed teacher was named Mrs. Dicks.  Try to be a 13-year-old boy and NOT tear...
Nov 4th

There is a lot a lot a lot that I don't...

Nov 4th
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sydneysilvera: sexmusic: ride // cary brothers I love this song.  It is an unexpectedly cool...
Nov 4th
THIS WOMAN IS FANTASTIC
Nov 4th
(via christinefriar)
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I’m in the room, it’s a typical Tuesday night,...
Nov 4th
(via prettyproblematic)
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Nov 4th

He said "It's all in your head," and I...

(via kevinbinx)
Nov 3rd

This needs to be said

because I have done it, because it has been done to me, and because it has been done to almost all...
Nov 3rd
Add me on Facebook and harass all of my...
Nov 3rd
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Let It Die - Feist 
Nov 3rd

I JUST WANT TO BE A STAY-AT-HOME MOM,...

Nov 3rd

Reason 100000 T.V is not for me:

The news.  I do not need to know about: a local girl who lost her leg, but still wants to be on...
Nov 3rd

You guys, not to be a total...

but you guys are so fucking funny.  I have had a lot of quality laughs on the ol’ tumblr...
Nov 3rd
Ever dream this woman?
Nov 3rd
sharmander: ANYTIME. ANY PLACE.
Nov 3rd
I’m in the room, its a typical Tuesday night I’m...
Nov 3rd
love u, bitch
Nov 3rd
LOL LOL LOL LAUGH TRACKS
Nov 3rd

I hate hate hate T.V.

Oh god, sitcoms, laugh tracks.  I am dying right now.  Laugh tracks are for subhumans.  
Nov 3rd
Ellen answers it all
Nov 3rd

Those who are moral don't go anal to...

Nov 3rd
(via scout)
Nov 3rd
“There are times when life calls out for a change. A...”
Nov 2nd
“I showed you our neighborhood, my bars, my school. I...”
Nov 2nd
“This used to be a Funhouse But now it’s full of evil...”
— P!NK (I laughed until I cried...
Nov 2nd
“With every broken heart we should become more adventurous.”
— Rilo Kiley (via acewepeel)
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acewepeel: (via tumblrisforfaggots) I WILL NEVER GET SICK...
Nov 2nd

KELLY CLARKSON IS THE FATTEST DINOSAUR I...

Nov 2nd
49531: This is the greatest ad I’ve ever seen on a...
Nov 2nd
Here is to unwavering optimism, you guys.  I know this...
Nov 2nd
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Lloyd, I’m Ready to be Heartbroken - Camera Obscura ‘Cause I can’t see further...
Nov 2nd

My favorite porn to watch is threesomes

(via goodbyesounds)
Nov 2nd
christinefriar: In life, when you are wondering whether to...
Nov 2nd

Our reaction to a 'Baby's First' section...

Me: Baby's first orgasm
Morgan: Baby's first Baker Act
Me: Baby's first blowjob
Morgan: Baby's first blumpkin
Nov 2nd
(via morrrgan) CAAAWWWWFFFFFEEEEE
Nov 2nd
My google analytics doesn’t usually interest me very...
Nov 1st
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Estoy muerto 
Nov 1st

I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL...

twinksforjesus: (via patattack)
Nov 1st

I hate it when people don't consider...

and it is most amplified when people are disrespectful towards those people who they view as having...
Nov 1st
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oh my god.  baby in tie-dye.  brb, FB messaging potential...
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